Why on earth do people feel the need to wear Santa hats? 1. Santa is a fictional character who serves no purpose but to scare young children and then manipulate them into thinking he will then swoop in on his reindeer guided sled, climb down their chimney, eat cookies, and sprinkle their Christmas tree with presents. 2. Only Santa should be able to wear a "Santa" hat. AND 3. You look retarded!
I walked out of class today to find that it was pouring rain. This really sucked because when I left for school the sky was clear. No need for an umbrella or a coat with a hood! Boy, was I wrong. I walked the 8 blocks to the bus stop with my head down, moving as fast as my short legs would carry me...not quite fast enough, because by the time I got there I resembled someone who had just fallen in a pool, fully clothed. I was pissed that I hadn't quite thought through the extreme change in weather and now had to take a 45 min bus ride soaking wet. I waited for the bus that would take me closer to home so I didn't have to walk another 8 blocks to my house. 30 min later it still hadn't come and my mood wasn't getting any better. That was until a women joined me under the shelter of the bus stop wearing none other than a SANTA HAT! Now...as much as I despise Santa hats, I do enjoy seeing the special types of people who consider them a normal part of their wardrobe come December. My day wasn't completely righted until Mrs. Clause started yelling about the buses. One bus wouldn't let her on because her transfer had dissolved in the rain and the next bus was taking forever. She was getting more and more angry, cursing out loud, stomping up and down the sidewalk when it happened! A bus drives by, hitting a gigantic puddle of water, sending that puddle in a huge wave on top of Mrs. Clause. Now, I have never seen a titlewave in person, but I do imagine it to resemble what happened on the sidewalk this afternoon. I only thought things like that happened in the movies, like Bridget Jone's Diary...I was wrong! and it was soo much better than the movies! Thank you Mrs. Clause for not only looking like an idiot but varifying that bad things only happen to people in Santa hats.
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holy shit, i just burst out into a really awkward laughter.. dont you think that maybe just maybe people wear santa hats to get other people in the SPIRIT of christmas.. rather than TO BE santa clause.. hahaha by the way bridget jones diary I is the funniest film i have ever seeeen
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